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Postby Lykeios » Thu Aug 29, 2013 10:57 am

ok whilst I'm still not sure who I gave sexual favors to for there to now be pink suits in TSW. A more important question is who did Ash really tick off for there to be a Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber collaboration celebrating the 'Twerk'?
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Postby Vallikat » Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:26 pm

Lykeios wrote:ok whilst I'm still not sure who I gave sexual favors to for there to now be pink suits in TSW. A more important question is who did Ash really tick off for there to be a Miley Cyrus/Justin Bieber collaboration celebrating the 'Twerk'?


What makes me sad about this is that millions of people will pay good money for this and love every second of it. While some of us may be appalled at the very idea that either of these talentless, classless, clueless idiots are making money hand over fist, others have also read about the same thing you posted and were so overcome with joy they wet their pants.
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Postby Ashval » Thu Aug 29, 2013 2:46 pm

Lyk was treated to my on-air rant about how much I hate the word "twerk." I hate the act of "twerking" also, for that matter.

I do enjoy a good rant from time to time. I felt better afterwards.

Now I'm back to hating most of the human race.

Thanks Lyk! :p
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Postby Lykeios » Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:02 pm

Always happy to help :crazy:
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Postby Vallikat » Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:22 pm

I should also note that I didn't even know what twerking was or meant until earlier in the week. I had heard the term, but was never interested enough to find out. In fact if I'm being honest, until I looked it up I thought it was that weird thing that she does with her tongue (is that supposed to be sexy?)
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Postby Talidro » Thu Aug 29, 2013 3:37 pm

To be fair to skilled twerkers, Miley's attempt at 'twerk'ing was the worst abortion of all time. I've seen better dance moves on 3 day old roadkill. I don't understand how the move is even possible, but it is clear to me that much like the adage "White Men Can't Jump", well, "Miley Can't Twerk"
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Postby Cherri » Thu Aug 29, 2013 4:09 pm

I have seen some damn sexy twerking before, but always in videos of people who specifically practice dancing and usually by women who should be getting paid for you to watch their skillz. None of them stuck their tongues out. As if you were looking at said lady's face....
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Postby Talidro » Thu Aug 29, 2013 5:07 pm

lol, so true Cherri, so true.
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Postby Caliana » Mon Sep 02, 2013 9:47 pm

I thought it was Miley Cryus and Robin Thicke... not Justin Bieber.. >.>
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Postby Lykeios » Mon Sep 02, 2013 11:44 pm

Caliana wrote:I thought it was Miley Cryus and Robin Thicke... not Justin Bieber.. >.>


That was the awards thing... I'm afraid to say... there's a whole separate song that... well I'll use the term 'people' in the loosest sense ...will actually buy...
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Postby Caliana » Tue Sep 03, 2013 1:32 am

Lykeios wrote:
Caliana wrote:I thought it was Miley Cryus and Robin Thicke... not Justin Bieber.. >.>


That was the awards thing... I'm afraid to say... there's a whole separate song that... well I'll use the term 'people' in the loosest sense ...will actually buy...

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Postby Lykeios » Tue Sep 03, 2013 11:26 pm

oh no I think a single for this is not enough... you need...

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Postby Tastyvixen » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:56 am

I didn't even know what Twerking was until a couple minutes ago. I had no idea there was a name for that dance move. haha Ran across a very funny vid while looking it up. Couldn't stop laughing in the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGYIBJdGjc
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Postby Cherri » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:21 pm

Shadowvixen wrote:haha Ran across a very funny vid while looking it up. Couldn't stop laughing in the end. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oGYIBJdGjc


:lol: That was pretty good.
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Postby Antu » Fri Sep 06, 2013 2:28 pm

In that vein, How to Twerk Like Miley Cyrus (no actual Miley Cyrus in the video. Ash might even be able to get behind this).
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Postby Ashval » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:07 pm

This is what happens to you twerkers out there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3Qq ... e=youtu.be
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Postby Talidro » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:45 pm

Ok, laughing at one's misfortune isn't the most polite thing to do..... but I must say, I laughed pretty hard.
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Postby Caliana » Fri Sep 06, 2013 6:46 pm

Ashval wrote:This is what happens to you twerkers out there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3Qq ... e=youtu.be

woah... <insert clever "hot" puns here> :flame:
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Postby Cherri » Tue Sep 10, 2013 4:40 pm

Ashval wrote:This is what happens to you twerkers out there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CddMD3Qq ... e=youtu.be

And this is why you lock the door you're using for <insert activity that shouldn't be interrupted>.
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Postby Lykeios » Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:18 pm

Erm, there seems to be a lot of inserting going on in a thread about twerking... were I not a polite gentleman I might be tempted to make some kind of double entendre... Though to be fair I'd probably just arse it up...
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