Page 1 of 2

Happy Mother's Day!

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 8:10 am
by Kriegshammer
Happy Mother's Day, ladies! :)
I hope you're all having a nice day with your families!
(If you live in a country which isn't celebrating mother's day today, just ignore this.)



All Atroxes follow me, we'll take this as another excuse to get drunk and have a BBQ at Newland lake ;)

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 9:42 am
by Shigy
Happy Mother's Day

PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2012 10:01 pm
by kawajiri
Happy mommas day to all the mothers of gsp

Mother's Day

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 12:04 am
by Joanwilder
Thank you!! <3

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:53 am
by Vallikat
Thank you!!!

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:40 am
by Sprkly
*does a little momma bear dance*

Now you go sit over there, and you sit over there. Don't even look at each other. And quit playing with that. You'll go blind.

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:17 am
by Shigy
Sprklygrrl wrote:And quit playing with that. You'll go blind.


Haven't yet :P

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 10:40 am
by Meenstreek
Shigy wrote:
Sprklygrrl wrote:And quit playing with that. You'll go blind.


Haven't yet :P

w00p w00p!

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 11:37 am
by Sunserro
Wait... but if women play with it, won't they go blind instead?


Oh, right... depends on where you aim, I guess.

Mother's Day

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 2:04 pm
by Joanwilder
Sunserro wrote:Oh, right... depends on where you aim, I guess.


Men aim?? :P

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 3:42 pm
by Kriegshammer
Well... sometimes we get special options like Snipe, Burst and Full Auto. And you know how it is with Full Auto and aiming. Hell, even Burst can get messy.

Wait, what's the topic again? Sticky Love Rain, yes?

Anyway, I thought you girls worry more about Recharge time? ;)

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 3:43 pm
by Ashval
Kriegshammer wrote:Well... sometimes we get special options like Snipe, Burst and Full Auto. And you know how it is with Full Auto and aiming. Hell, even Burst can get messy.

Wait, what's the topic again? Sticky Love Rain, yes?

Anyway, I thought you girls worry more about Recharge time? ;)


Well played. :lol:

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:02 pm
by Sprkly
I can agree that an appropriate (aka 0) recharge time is crucial, but good aim and the ability to pick up ones own dirty socks go a long way in gaining faction with the female species.

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:34 pm
by Kriegshammer
Ah, gaining faction with females. You need that to proceed to new areas, right? Can't wait to pick up some socks so I can finally enter Elysium! But... I heard the final stages are Inferno and Pandemonium?

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 4:45 pm
by Sprkly
Yes, proceeding to new areas and adventures would be the reward. But the final stage is actually Paradise. It's just that no man has made it far enough to see it yet. That takes picking your socks up, proper aim, putting the toilet seat down, and gods forbid... Separating the laundry! *gasp* :P

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:56 pm
by Sunserro
Sprklygrrl wrote:Yes, proceeding to new areas and adventures would be the reward. But the final stage is actually Paradise. It's just that no man has made it far enough to see it yet. That takes picking your socks up, proper aim, putting the toilet seat down, and gods forbid... Separating the laundry! *gasp* :P


Sadly, I'm froob and don't have access to any of that content. :roll:

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 5:58 pm
by Sprkly
God I love nerds.

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:27 pm
by Nicodar
Sprklygrrl wrote:Yes, proceeding to new areas and adventures would be the reward. But the final stage is actually Paradise. It's just that no man has made it far enough to see it yet. That takes picking your socks up, proper aim, putting the toilet seat down, and gods forbid... Separating the laundry! *gasp* :P


Gods forbid a woman actually looks before she leaps to prevent her from falling in a toilet! :-P

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:41 pm
by Sprkly
Nicodar wrote:Gods forbid a woman actually looks before she leaps to prevent her from falling in a toilet! :-P


Oh it's on now! :P

I suggest checking to make sure that's really rum in that bottle before you drink it. It's not my fault if you don't check beforehand and end up swallowing something odd.

You wanna poke the momma bear with a stick? I could go all day, buddy! lol

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:56 pm
by Vallikat
Nicodar wrote:Gods forbid a woman actually looks before she leaps to prevent her from falling in a toilet! :-P


What you fail to realize is that the time that this is the biggest issue is the middle of the night. Now most women are conscientious enough of their sleeping loved ones to not turn the light on on the middle of the night. The most we might have is a night light. Some of us have vision problems and so in addition to low light, our vision is blurred. Some of us are also old. This means the specific bladder need is probably urgent. This means no time to grab a cell phone to provide better lighting, no time to grab glasses (let alone put in contact lenses). We're basically talking run and go. Seat up = sudden and unpleasant shock of cold water and if we're lucky, being able to recover from shock and get our ass out of the water before releasing our bladder.

Put a man in the same situation. What's really the worst thing that's going to happen if the seat is left down? (note I said seat and not lid).

In short putting the seat back down is good for everyone.