I will just leave this here..

Posted:
Sat Jul 30, 2011 1:07 am
by Ceryn
Okay, so I know that amongst some (many) people, Uwe Boll is a yeast infected pox upon the face of the film industry..
But this, could well be his masterpiece..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt-DOdPLMLI

Posted:
Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:20 pm
by Kriegshammer
Amazing. Uwe Boll strikes again and he plays Hitler himself. Can't wait to see this
But seriously, I doubt it's worth watching that.
Maybe the DVD will come with an English audio commentary by the master Boll himself and that would be worth listening to. At least on the Postal DVD it was: his English is hilariously bad and some time in between he leaves to get some food.


Posted:
Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:28 pm
by Jezebelle
Wait... that's for real?
IMDB seems to think so. I thought it was a joke. And not even a very funny one.
Why do people keep paying money to watch his trash? If they'd just stop doing that, studios would stop funding these horrible films. The Syfy Channel D-Movie of the Week is usually better and cheaper. At least he's not trampling on someone else's IP this time. "Blubberella" was never a game, was it? Maybe he's getting away from that. Maybe the game publishers realized his movies weren't helping their sales any. That would be good news at least.

Posted:
Tue Aug 02, 2011 6:04 pm
by Ceryn
*sighs*
First off, no, 'Bluberella' is not a game, it is a parody of 'blood rayne 3: The third reich'.
Secondly, the script was mostly written by the actress playing the part, within the confines of keeping roughly the same scenes as the original film (the two were filmed at the same time).
And thirdly, it is actually quite funny, because it is NOT trying to be serious, it is sending itself up..
Really, watch it, expect it to be crap but funny.. and you'll still find yourself laughing a little.

Posted:
Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:46 pm
by Jezebelle
Parodying his own film? Making the parody at the same time, before anyone had actually even seen the original to get the joke? I wish that surprised me more.
I did watch "In the Name of the King" and found it quite funny. The battle choreography was hilarious. It's pretty rare that I have time to watch movies that I don't really think I'll like, though, and the trailer just doesn't look like my kind of comedy.