From 2007 Chain Emails

Friend of mine mass-emailed this to everyone a few minutes ago, kinda cracked me up:
To all my friends who in 2007 sent me best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters or other
promises of good luck if I forwarded something,
NONE OF THAT S**T WORKED!.
For 2008, could you please just send money, BEER, chocolate, movie tickets or gasoline
vouchers and airline tickets instead?
Thank you!