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Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

You then, make your own wish..

I'll start I guess.


... I wish it were next summer already

Your wish is granted but time skipped forward only for you and you have been missing for months, therefor have lost your job and everything you were paying on has been repossessed. O.o

I wish I were in Sweden right now.

Wish granted your in sweden but X is in the US

I wish I could find a job...

Your wish is granted, however it involves cleaning sewerpipes with a toothbrush, and the city has an outbreak of dihoreah.


I wish I could fly

Congrats, you have learned the ability of flight.... but not of landing. Therefore you fly headfirst into a mountain.

I wish I had no debt.

Your wish is granted *poof* no debt, your also a homeless man who has no idea who he is.

I wish i had a second computer

Congrats you just received the Hal 90,000... it promptly decides to kill you when you try to do a restart...

I wish for a beef sandwich…on white bread…with lettuce and barbecue sauce, and…*and*…I don’t want any zombie cows, I don’t want to turn into a cow myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises....

*poof* you have a beef sammich on a plate, but the beef is still bloody.

I wish I was famous.

I wish I was the president...

Talidro wrote:I wish I was famous.

You are famous, due to a horrendously embarrassing hit youtube video involving you, your reproductive organs, your zipper, and a lot of pain.


Use Chaimera's wish next so we don't fork the thread.

Your wish is granted.....

Poof, its the evening of April 14 1865 and you suddenly find yourself in a theater box sitting next to Mary Lincoln watching a play. You realize who you are as you hear a gun go off from behind you..... doh!

I wish I were a kid again.

Congratulations, you are a child again, you have before you.. grade school, high school, even Puberty.. oh, and you still have all your adult responsibilities to deal with..

I wish I could get rid of this stinking headache

*poof* wish granted. You find a miracle headache medicine free sample, and it actually works, even gives you a bit of a high. Unfortunatly its an alien bug larve and in 12 hours a slimy thing all teeth and scales claws and bites its way back up your throat.

I wish I had more hours in the day.

Meik wrote:I wish I had more hours in the day.

*POOF!* Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately, you're been transported to the surface of the fun, where day never ends, but you immediately do.

I wish I could vastly improve my fine art skills.

You get taken to a underground research lab where you learn how to improve your art skills unfortally your memory is wiped clean and your locked in a white room with nothing to draw.

I wish I had a endless supply of money

you have an endless supply of money, unfortunatly, the exchange rate is such, that you still can't even afford to buy a beer.

I wish I could have a star trek style transporter device (with operational Heisenberg compensator)

Wish granted, however you got the defective one from Spaceballs.

It will only teleport you to and from bathrooms, and when you arrive the top and bottom halves of you are put back together backwards.


I wish Atroxes could weare holiday Bikinis.

Your wish is granted but the top when you put it on the top becomes a hat and the bottom a surgical mask....


I wish I could live in AO forever

Congratulations Tyg, you are now the proud owner of an all new smiley face, unfortunately, having a huge yellow head, you now struggle to get through doorways.


I wish it wasn't so fscking cold.