A few facts.

[Fishi3]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity Or maybe a Lion with a pigs orgasm so I'm at the top of the food chain. Though I couldn't imagine even wanting to stop and eat under those conditions.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...... Lick!)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch handiness, would they live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig?? Or Pig Lion.)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.



In other words, send it to everyone ! (and God love that pig!)

[Ceryn]

10% of all car crime is commited by someone who is left handed

100% of polar bears are left handed..

Therefore...

there is a 10% chance that your car was stolen by a polar bear

[Shigy]

Love the logic ceryn

[Sefus]

so a pig has an orgazm for 30 minutes and doesn't even enjoy it?

that just... saddens me

[Twisty]

So if you combine the DNA of a pig, a cockroach, a praying mantis (male), a lion, an elephant, a starfish, a polar bear and a human or dolphin, you would get a specie that is left-handed and brainless and cannot jump but can have a 25 hour lasting orgasm, but only if it's head is chopped off. And it would enjoy it. And after that it would still live nine days.

And combining DNA of a cockroach, a flea and a lion you'd get something that can live nine days without its head, jump over 350 times its own length and have sex 50 times a day. There's your next base for a superhero.

[Myz_Lilith]

Forget superhero... sounds like I may have found my future husband!

[Acushla]

Forget superhero... sounds like I may have found my future husband!

:LOL: You only wish