The Allmighty clarifies the "Don't Kill"-rule
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 12:08 pmby Mivat
This one got a few chuckles from me. Finally a divine entity that is up to modern standards of speech, so that even the most drugged urban dopehead will understand it.
Clicky!
Posted:
Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:03 pmby Vallikat
I love this line:
"Frankly, much of the material that got in there is dogmatic, doctrinal bullshit."
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Wed Apr 04, 2007 11:56 pmby Fishi3
I've been reading bit and pieces of the Onion for ages and they are very good at what they do.