Simply - Beer....... (oh and a little Dune too)

[Dynamiks]

I must drink Beer
Beer is the mind-killer
Beer is the small death that brings complete inebriation
I will face my Beer
I will permit it to pass over me and through me
and when it has been drunk I will turn the inner eye to follow its path
When the beer is gone there will be nothing

.....I'll have to buy a new one.

[Traanse]

The drinker has awoken! (So buy him another beer because that hangover's a killer.)

[Sporkleet]

*a witness to the ritual proclaims* The beer.... He has taken the beer! He is alive, he has changed from the beer! *watches the stumbling begin*