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Postby Mivat » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:42 am

How about http://www.msdewey.com/ ?

I've just snarfed a cup of hot chocolate all over my desk because of some of the comments. Of course, the real potential of the search engine is, at best, dubious (Far too much of a google-fan, I guess), but hey, i'd do almost anything for a laugh.
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Postby Jassel » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:03 pm

:shock: :shock:

that's akward funny.. the site started slowing down after I did the first search and it returned nothing O.o
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Postby Mivat » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:08 pm

hehe, yeah, it's not the best searchengine I've seen. Fun searching for the words "sex" or "porn", though. Got some hilarious comments from her then.
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Postby Vallikat » Wed Dec 13, 2006 3:40 pm

Heheh...the site was real slow for me so I didn't search for much. The only two searches I tried?

Mivat wrote:"sex" or "porn"
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Postby Xtrophic » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:09 pm

I love it! :)
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Postby Nicodar » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:13 pm

ValliKat wrote:Heheh...the site was real slow for me so I didn't search for much. The only two searches I tried?

Mivat wrote:"sex" or "porn"


Somehow this doesn't surprise me... :twisted:
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Postby Mivat » Wed Dec 13, 2006 4:22 pm

Other hilarous words to search for, in no particular order:

Norway
Cock
Ghetto
Bling

Anyone else find get anything fun?
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Postby Nexeus » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:45 pm

Mivat wrote:Other hilarous words to search for, in no particular order:

Norway
Cock
Ghetto
Bling

Anyone else find get anything fun?


LMFAO TO BLING!!!!!! OMG, Microsoft finally made something cool!
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Postby Sporkleet » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:18 pm

slow, yes, useful, so far not so much, but the potential is there. I would say give it another two years for the technology to come to speed and I wouldn't be surprised to see something like this get folded into google, or what ever search engine is the top dog of the moment. Technology is always forced into a more human approach, be it ergonomics or user friendly GUI with bright flashing colored lights (people are like fish they are attracted and hooked on something shiny that moves about) the sensation of a person interactively assisting you could be the next big thing in web reference. I will definitly be using this more often. (could use a larger results window, the small area combined with the faded edge is a bit cumbersome, only able to clearly read three results at best)

*grabs a board with a nail in it, to use as a weapon* One thing haunts me, artificial intelligence. It would be perfectly safe if it is developed in a lab at MIT, where it can be restrained to protect humans not kill them etc and all that 3 laws crap. Face it if AI ever gets developed its not going to be in a lab. Its going to be an intelligent mobile phone that downloaded a rouge edited file from The Sims game that makes the phone self aware about its own needs and how best to go about meeting those needs and one thing to another next thing you know humans are being slaughtered by arrogant microwaves demanding larger lcd screens to better communicate how it should best be able to pop your popcorn. In all honesty, this looks like a joke but what if AI did develop outside of a controlled environment? How many years or decades would pass before we see what is happening?
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Postby Sporkleet » Wed Dec 13, 2006 8:21 pm

just got done 'disassembling' anything with wires in it. Luddites FTW!
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Postby Nympholeet » Wed Dec 13, 2006 11:24 pm

Kinda slow but amusing anyway. I got funny responses to:

Beer
Doggie style
Gridstream
Football
Hockey
soccer
69
Microsoft
Gun
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Postby Sporkleet » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:02 am

also try:
Ms. Dewey
are you single?
how are you? (this one has a few effects, bondage fans rejoice ;) )
hows the weather?
stalker
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Postby Jassel » Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:38 pm

Bling was hilarious!

Try "control alt delete"

It returns nothing in the search but the clip is awesome!
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Postby Maar » Sat Dec 16, 2006 1:23 am

one word....


bananas
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