my head just asploded
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:39 pmGridStream Productions
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my head just asploded
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Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:39 pmPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 9:56 pmDamn. I know what "form of exercise" I'll be taking up next.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 10:43 pmI used to work at a stripclub as a waitress for a while. I saw that form of pole dancing a LOT. I mean alot-alot. Alot-alot-alot-alot. ALOT. 
To do the moves is one thing. But to be sexy doing them takes more.
To do the moves is one thing. But to be sexy doing them takes more.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:31 pmI see the appeal to guys, but if I were a guy, I'd also be too frightened to put my tender bits anywhere between THAT woman's thighs. It'd be like putting a hotdog in a vice grip.
Posted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 11:39 pmoooouchie...
*feels the pain from THAT visual*
*feels the pain from THAT visual*
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:13 am*falls over laughing at that visual*
I have no sympathy. It's a character flaw.
I have no sympathy. It's a character flaw.
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 12:39 amI'd be cool with it as long as I gained the ability to pee around corners.
I've always wanted to do that!
I've always wanted to do that!
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:27 amEh...nothing I haven't seen at the St. Louis area strip clubs...only those gals were hotter and wearing less.
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 8:01 amI just had the image of pole-dancing classes coming to America.. where the average person has a damn hard time doing one pull-up on a horizontal bar, let alone a vertical one. *laughs uncontrollably*
"Daddy? What's mommy doing?"
"She's learning to pole-dance, son."
"Oh. .. .. does that mean when I fall off the monkey bars I'm learning that too?"
"..."
"Daddy? What's mommy doing?"
"She's learning to pole-dance, son."
"Oh. .. .. does that mean when I fall off the monkey bars I'm learning that too?"
"..."
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 2:14 pmAw, I kept waiting for her to do some of the really cool moves that one of the girls around this area could perform. She was a lot more fast pace, and she could do some crazy upside-down splits where she would be above the ground and the pole was behind her. It was as if she were defying gravity. Of course, I cant knock the video...considering I'm whining for a break after three pushups.
Posted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:40 pmYeah I've seen cooler pole moves than that as well, but I gotta admit that looks like one hell of a workout.
Of course when she mentioned that guys in england are already lining up to take that class, I couldn't stop the image from surfacing, and threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Of course when she mentioned that guys in england are already lining up to take that class, I couldn't stop the image from surfacing, and threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Posted: Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:37 pmThat's disturbing
Re: my head just asploded
Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:16 pmbrudus_maximus wrote:I'll be in this chair for a while
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... pole+dance
Now , you see, it's things like that why abstinence programs will never work...