Ky Forgot About The Leet Key (Contest Inside)
Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:36 amSooo.. my dumb ass forgot to check my PMs during the megabash. This means I still have a l33t key (requires AI, but you can give/sell it to someone else if you win) I can give out to one of you crazy nuts. I figured a forum contest might work so I think we'll do it this way..
I'm changing a few things around to fit the situtation but here's the gist: You're gonna place GSP DJs and/or anyone (and I mean anyone) in the nine levels of hell from Dante's Inferno and explain why they fit there. I'll close this thread after my show next Sunday, which gives you roughly five days to come up with something. GSP DJs will vote afterwards and the person with the best selection will be picked. They'll get the key from me in a PM, to do with as they wish. You may pick up to 18 people, placing two per level of hell.
First Circle. Limbo — the uninitiated and innocent, who, though not sinful, did not accept GSP. They are not punished in an active sense; it is a somewhat pleasant place, with earplugs and a comfy chair. However, they are merely unable to reach the stream and denied GSP's presence for eternity. Residents of Limbo include everyone that died before GSP sprang from Tarryk's womb. (I'm running! I'm running!)
Second Circle.
This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits upwards, whirling them round and round. While they're up there, it molests them by eternally humping thier leg. Those poor souls brave enough to gaze upon that which humps know the true name of the storm.. Cheerleet.
Third Circle. In this Circle lie the gluttons. Those that record GSP for later listening, such as car travel, are guilty of this sin. Those that can quote Epicine's every word and known appearance lie here, forced by Cerberus to wallow in the mud under the shower of continual cold rain and hail.
Fourth Circle. The Hoarders and the Wasters dwell here. Those who hoard the stream and squander it are separated into two mobs. They are forced to endlessly click 'Connect' in a futile attempt to grab the stream from eachother for all eternity.
Fifth Circle. In this place the wrathful are confined, PvPing each other in the swamp-like water of the river Styx. They who spend days twinking and KSing for loot stand above the water. Below, the sullen are trapped under the waves. Thier hands press against the barrier of air and water as they pay for thier complacency and AFKing in battle.
Sixth Circle. Griefers, those who harass thier fellow man(woman) and DJ know only the enclosure of thier personal flaming coffin on this level. Here petty jealousy, spite and general assholeness have led many a fool to thier deserved fate.
Seventh Circle. The Missioners. These are divided into three rings and you may place people into a specific ring or this general circle:
Eighth Circle: The Fraudulent. Liars, cheats, theives and hypocrites find many painful things in this Circle. Whipping by demons, diseases and lakes of burning pitch are but a few.
Ninth Circle: The last and most painful place.. those that turned from the way of GSP are trapped in a lake of ice. The degree of thier immersion in the frigid mass matches thier seperation from the stream of GSP. Those truely wicked enough to listen to other stations are continually devoured by one of Decavolt's three heads. (Note: can't pick Deca for this contest.. he's Satan afterall)
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There you have it. Pick two (2) people from anywhere and place them in a Circle. Explain why you did so and that's that.
Example:
Third Circle: Richard Simmons. He was a glutton for food, then he gorged himself making crappy exercise videos to torment the world with.
Fourth Circle: Sarah Sylvia Synthia Stout, who would not take the garbage out.
Remember that you can edit your post after you make it until the contest ends on Sunday.
Good luck everyone.
I'm changing a few things around to fit the situtation but here's the gist: You're gonna place GSP DJs and/or anyone (and I mean anyone) in the nine levels of hell from Dante's Inferno and explain why they fit there. I'll close this thread after my show next Sunday, which gives you roughly five days to come up with something. GSP DJs will vote afterwards and the person with the best selection will be picked. They'll get the key from me in a PM, to do with as they wish. You may pick up to 18 people, placing two per level of hell.
First Circle. Limbo — the uninitiated and innocent, who, though not sinful, did not accept GSP. They are not punished in an active sense; it is a somewhat pleasant place, with earplugs and a comfy chair. However, they are merely unable to reach the stream and denied GSP's presence for eternity. Residents of Limbo include everyone that died before GSP sprang from Tarryk's womb. (I'm running! I'm running!)
Second Circle.
This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits upwards, whirling them round and round. While they're up there, it molests them by eternally humping thier leg. Those poor souls brave enough to gaze upon that which humps know the true name of the storm.. Cheerleet.
Third Circle. In this Circle lie the gluttons. Those that record GSP for later listening, such as car travel, are guilty of this sin. Those that can quote Epicine's every word and known appearance lie here, forced by Cerberus to wallow in the mud under the shower of continual cold rain and hail.
Fourth Circle. The Hoarders and the Wasters dwell here. Those who hoard the stream and squander it are separated into two mobs. They are forced to endlessly click 'Connect' in a futile attempt to grab the stream from eachother for all eternity.
Fifth Circle. In this place the wrathful are confined, PvPing each other in the swamp-like water of the river Styx. They who spend days twinking and KSing for loot stand above the water. Below, the sullen are trapped under the waves. Thier hands press against the barrier of air and water as they pay for thier complacency and AFKing in battle.
Sixth Circle. Griefers, those who harass thier fellow man(woman) and DJ know only the enclosure of thier personal flaming coffin on this level. Here petty jealousy, spite and general assholeness have led many a fool to thier deserved fate.
Seventh Circle. The Missioners. These are divided into three rings and you may place people into a specific ring or this general circle:
Outer ring: The farmers of missions and tokens lie trapped in a river of boiling blood. They have thier boards, but it does them no good in this place.
Middle ring: The Incompetents, the suicides, are turned into thorny black trees here. Through thier actions they perished and brought death on many of thier companions.
Inner ring: The Looters. Those who run through thier mission snatching everything they see with no regard for thier fellow teammates burn in a desert of flaming sand where fire rains from the sky.
Eighth Circle: The Fraudulent. Liars, cheats, theives and hypocrites find many painful things in this Circle. Whipping by demons, diseases and lakes of burning pitch are but a few.
Ninth Circle: The last and most painful place.. those that turned from the way of GSP are trapped in a lake of ice. The degree of thier immersion in the frigid mass matches thier seperation from the stream of GSP. Those truely wicked enough to listen to other stations are continually devoured by one of Decavolt's three heads. (Note: can't pick Deca for this contest.. he's Satan afterall)
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There you have it. Pick two (2) people from anywhere and place them in a Circle. Explain why you did so and that's that.
Example:
Third Circle: Richard Simmons. He was a glutton for food, then he gorged himself making crappy exercise videos to torment the world with.
Fourth Circle: Sarah Sylvia Synthia Stout, who would not take the garbage out.
Remember that you can edit your post after you make it until the contest ends on Sunday.
Good luck everyone.
