This is from another forum. But I just had to share it with you all. It made me giggle with glee.
My son was trying to teach his 2 year old sister to say "Compass"
this is what i hear in the backseat of the minivan.
Jake: "Katie! That's a compass!"
Katie: "Compix?"
Jake: "COMPASS. Say cum".
Katie: "cum"
Jake "Say piss"
Katie: "Pith"
Jake: "cum".
Katie: "cum"
Jake: "piss"
Katie: "Pith"
Jake: "Compass!"
Katie: "COMPASS!"
I was dying laughing in the front seat, laughing hysterically, and the kids thought i had lost my mind.
God I love being a parent.