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by Thebigghost999 » Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:52 am
http://www.ifilm.com/player/;jsessionid=ANONYMOUS?ifilmId=2667017&bw=300&mt=WMP
Ok, Wtf. Mr.t singing.
Ok, Wtf.
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by Sorschia » Sat Sep 10, 2005 5:09 am
Well this little gem while a tad silly at the end does make for some pretty good philosophy!!
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He then asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with a unanimous - yes.
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children-things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued "there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks.
The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.
"Take care of the rocks first-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He then asked once more if the jar was full.
The students responded with a unanimous - yes.
The professor then produced two cans of beer from under the table and proceeded to pour the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand.
The students laughed.
"Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children-things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.
"The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else - the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued "there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks.
The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you.
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal.
"Take care of the rocks first-the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the beer represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of beers."
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by Boinky » Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:37 pm
nother Blonde joke
A man sitting next to a beautiful blonde on a plane looked over to see her seemingly in shock from the headline in the newspaper she was holding, which read:
"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Riots."
She turned toward him and with trembling voice asked "How many is a Brazilian?"
A man sitting next to a beautiful blonde on a plane looked over to see her seemingly in shock from the headline in the newspaper she was holding, which read:
"12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed in Riots."
She turned toward him and with trembling voice asked "How many is a Brazilian?"
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by Groundrunner » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:17 pm
OMG! This thread just cracks me up! 
I actually have no idea what I think is most funny... but since I'm a LOTR fan I think "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengaard" is right up there at the top of the list, together with Mr. T rapping!
What a sick, sick humor! Even though I can't get close to that, I still wanted to post this oldie:
(I suggest you turn up the volume, open all your windows, go to town, and let your neighbours enjoy this)
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
Oh yea... and this is how I tend to end up, when I read this thread:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha/
I actually have no idea what I think is most funny... but since I'm a LOTR fan I think "They're taking the Hobbits to Isengaard" is right up there at the top of the list, together with Mr. T rapping!
What a sick, sick humor! Even though I can't get close to that, I still wanted to post this oldie:
(I suggest you turn up the volume, open all your windows, go to town, and let your neighbours enjoy this)
http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/
Oh yea... and this is how I tend to end up, when I read this thread:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha/
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by Lykeios » Tue Oct 04, 2005 6:37 pm
Don't think this ones been posted but if it has apologies... Oh yeah he's got the power...
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by Groundrunner » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:36 pm
I forgot another one of the oldies (if you haven't heard this one you are in for a treat):
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
And a new one:
http://www.crazygames.dk/gratisspil/andrespil/brumbrum/flashspil.php
Edit: Just wanted to tell you, that I've been sitting at work all day, humming that stup¤#§ LAMA song! THANK YOU VERY MUCH MIVAT!!! Grrrr....
http://www.rathergood.com/moon_song/
And a new one:
http://www.crazygames.dk/gratisspil/andrespil/brumbrum/flashspil.php
Edit: Just wanted to tell you, that I've been sitting at work all day, humming that stup¤#§ LAMA song! THANK YOU VERY MUCH MIVAT!!! Grrrr....
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by Mivat » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:38 pm
For those of you that wonder just how we norwegians are compared to the rest of the world, here is a little primer using the weather..
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norwegians start saying 'Faen, it's cold outside today.'
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
+15°C / 59°F
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we'll start here.
People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves.
The Norwegians are out in the sun, getting a tan.
+10°C / 50°F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5°C / 41°F
Italian cars won't start.
The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0°C / 32°F
Distilled water freezes.
The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5°C / 23°F
People in California almost freeze to death.
The Norwegians have their final barbeque before winter.
-10°C / 14°F
The Brits start the heat in their houses.
The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20°C / -4°F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca.
The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
Autumn is here.
-30°C / -22°F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth.
The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40°C / -40°F
Paris start cracking in the cold.
The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
-50°C / -58°F
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-70°C / -94°F
The false Santa moves south.
The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183°C / -297.4°F
Microbes in food don't survive.
The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers' hands are cold.
-273°C / -459.4°F
ALL atom-based movent halts.
The Norwegians start saying 'Faen, it's cold outside today.'
-300°C / -508°F
Hell freezes over.
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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by Oddysee » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:04 pm
Mivat wrote:[...]The Norwegian army[...]
Hell freezes over.
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
Norwegian army... Lol, good one! ^^
And as for the Eurovision? Rofl! too true! Tho' still, we've won it like twice, and God we've had to pay for it... I hate that thing. It's such a joke, but Denmark seems obsessed with it!... Simpletons...
Still, it's funny cus it's all true! ^^
TmWill do naughty things for cake!
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by Mivat » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:17 pm
The Eurovision is just hilariously fun. Some of the comments the norwegian presenter tosses out will have you screaming with laughter 
Not to mention some of the artists and songs....*shudder*
Not to mention some of the artists and songs....*shudder*
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by Oddysee » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:24 pm
You ever watched the British comentary? It's like watching a serious movie, but having the Python crew tell you what's actually happening!
It's totally hilarious! ^^
Tm
It's totally hilarious! ^^
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by Groundrunner » Mon Nov 14, 2005 1:04 pm
Oddysee wrote:It's such a joke, but Denmark seems obsessed with it!... Simpletons...
And here I was beginning to like you Oddysee. What makes you think that Danes like the Eurovision Song Contest anymore than you do? (As for myself, I can't stand it). Sure some people like it, but calling Danes in general simpletons... 
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by Lykeios » Wed Dec 07, 2005 11:29 am
For your delectation, or amusement even, got sent round the office so thought I'd share, cause I'm kind like that 
The CHAV version of the Christmas Tale.....
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There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.
The CHAV version of the Christmas Tale.....
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There's this bird called Mary, yeah? She's a virgin (wossat then?) She's not married or nuffink, but she's got this boyfriend, Joe, innit? He does joinery an' that. Mary lives with him in a crib dahn Nazaref.
One day Mary meets this bloke Gabriel. She's like `Oo ya lookin at?' Gabriel just goes 'You got one up the duff, you have.' Mary's totally gobsmacked. She gives it to him large 'Stop dissin' me yeah? I ain't no Kappa-slapper. I never bin wiv no one!'
So Mary goes and sees her cousin Liz, who's six months gone herself. Liz is largin' it. She's filled with spirits, Barcardi Breezers an' that. She's like 'Orright, Mary, I can feel me bay-bee in me tummy and I reckon I'm well blessed. Think of all the extra benefits an' that we are gonna get.' Mary goes 'Yeah, s'pose you're right'
Mary an' Joe ain't got no money so they have to ponse a donkey, an' go dahn Bethlehem on that. They get to this pub an' Mary wants to stop, yeah? To have her bay-bee an' that. But there ain't no room at the inn, innit? So Mary an' Joe break an' enter into this garridge, only it's filled wiv animals. Cahs an' sheep an' that.
Then these three geezers turn up, looking proper bling, wiv crowns on their heads. They're like `Respect, bay-bee Jesus', an' say they're wise men from the East End.
Joe goes: 'If you're so wise, wotchoo doin' wiv this Frankenstein an' myrrh? Why dincha just bring gold, Adidas and Burberry?' It's all about to kick off when Gabriel turns up again an' sez he's got another message from this Lord geezer. He's like 'The police is comin an' they're killin all the bay-bees. You better nash off to Egypt.' Joe goes 'You must be monged if you think I'm goin' dahn Egypt on a minging donkey' Gabriel sez 'Suit yerself, pal. But it's your look out if you stay.' So they go dahn Egypt till they've stopped killin the first-born an' it's safe an' that. Then Joe and Mary and Jesus go back to Nazaref, an' Jesus turns water into Stella.
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by Luvii » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:50 pm
Ok Bf and I found this sight and want to share...
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/
Be warned it can be addicting and dangerous to your health if you happen to be drinking hot liquid while veiwing,
http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/
Be warned it can be addicting and dangerous to your health if you happen to be drinking hot liquid while veiwing,
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