A bit of aviation humor...
Pierre, the French fighter pilot
Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me".
So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.
"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.
"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"
His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre, kiss me lower."
Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.
"Pierre, what are you doing" she says.
"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"
They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."
Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.
Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"
"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
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by Mivat » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:44 am
It's a friday, and thus I give you a bit of Friday Fun again. Here's some seriously strange and twisted album-covers!
WARNING! EXTREME SNARF-FACTOR!!!
Beware, because this WILL get ugly.
WARNING! EXTREME SNARF-FACTOR!!!
Beware, because this WILL get ugly.
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by Mivat » Fri Aug 26, 2005 11:52 am
Yep! It's once again friday, and thus time for more friday fun. As always: Not all of these pictures are work-safe, and somemight be a bit too far off the beaten path for some. Please let me know if there is anything not fit for this forum, and I will remove them 
Yup, he has to be male.
No comment
Hey, I want one
Sacrilege!!!
Ouch. Just...ouch.
hehe
He who waits for good things...
Gee, I wonder why..
Busted!
This applies to so many.
I STILL hate you...
Anyone recognize themselves in this one?
Nice try
I want a scud!
No comment
Woodpecker pecks the wrong pecker.
Mac-Mouse for fun people
I can totally see this happen
Yup, he has to be male.
No comment
Hey, I want one
Sacrilege!!!
Ouch. Just...ouch.
hehe
He who waits for good things...
Gee, I wonder why..
Busted!
This applies to so many.
I STILL hate you...
Anyone recognize themselves in this one?
Nice try
I want a scud!
No comment
Woodpecker pecks the wrong pecker.
Mac-Mouse for fun people
I can totally see this happen
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by Mivat » Fri Aug 26, 2005 1:46 pm
I only had one *hic* glasch...I schwear!
Uh oh..
"Who was that skinny cat I saw you with??? ANSWER ME!"
Ladies, this will DEFINATELY help
Yep...
*cuddles*
No comment
Ack!
Sounds like my kinda game. Of course...I'd be gone after loosing two peasants...
Some fun signs from shops in Norway
Anti-Theft Device
New Football-field, anyone?
Showing off gone bad...
When companies invent condom-packaging.
What your pets are REALLY doing when you're at work...
Hehe, yep...
Everyone's a critic
I wonder how he keeps up there...
Showing off gone bad v2.0
WHAT WAY?!!!??
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by Dynamiks » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:53 pm
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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by Dynamiks » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:59 pm
SOME INTERESTING FACTS.....................
-Butterflies taste with their feet.
-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
-In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.
-On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
-On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
-Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
immigrants.
-Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are aready married.
-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
-Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs . but not downstairs.
-Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
-It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
-The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
-A snail can sleep for three years..
-No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
-Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
-Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing. SCARY!!!
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
-All polar bears are left-handed.
-In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.
-"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
-If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
-A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
-Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
-Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you...
-Butterflies taste with their feet.
-A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
-In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the
world's nuclear weapons combined.
-On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.
-On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
-Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived
immigrants.
-Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are aready married.
-Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
-Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
-It's possible to lead a cow upstairs . but not downstairs.
-Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
-It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
-The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year
because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
-A snail can sleep for three years..
-No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
-Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
-Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
never stop growing. SCARY!!!
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
-All polar bears are left-handed.
-In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies,
including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
-An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
-TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only
on one row of the keyboard.
-"Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
-If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She
would stand seven feet, two inches tall.
-A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
-Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
-Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
You tried to lick your elbow, didn't you...
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by Nexeus » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:10 pm
Firkasse wrote:I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
LMFAO!!!! Oh dear, THAT's hillarious!
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by Tacz » Fri Sep 02, 2005 12:36 am
This gave my life purpose and meaning:
http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm
http://www.iloveegg.com/winopen_ani/eggsong.htm
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