Random Humor

[Ichyro]

*Its a long loader*

http://wow.stratics.com/php-bin/sunforge/images//Cookie.jpg


Theres the fly bit. Irony...really.

[Oddysee]

WARNING!:
Bla bla bla bla... you get it by now...


This one requires a lil' background knowledge... Sorry Tacz, but odds are, you're too young to know...



A white horse walks into a bar. It walks up to the barman and asks for a pint...
The barman looks at it in asstonishment and says
"Oh my god, did you know that they've named a whisky after you?"
To which the horse replies
"What?... Fred?"


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[Tacz]

My dad has told me that one and explained it

[Oddysee]

Cheat!

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[Tacz]

What? That was YEARS back

[Oddysee]

[not quite so]WARNING!:
This joke is NOT british, and will be understood by anyone who understands the english lanugage!...


Where do you find a turtle with no legs?...




Where you left it you moron!
This was a mates joke... he forced me...


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[Firia]

*groaan*
This humor is Soooooo grade school.

[Oddysee]

Hehe, these are all pub jokes, except that last one... like I stated (in small print) a mate was over and forced me to write it...

But also, bear in mind who you're dealing with... My idea of fun is shaving my head, gettin an orange pair of pants, and an orange shirt with a chest pocket with white numbers on... and County Jail written on the back... bare feet, and come running through town...

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[Mummu]

WARNING!:
Bla bla bla bla... you get it by now...


This one requires a lil' background knowledge... Sorry Tacz, but odds are, you're too young to know...



A white horse walks into a bar. It walks up to the barman and asks for a pint...
The barman looks at it in asstonishment and says
"Oh my god, did you know that they've named a whisky after you?"
To which the horse replies
"What?... Fred?"


Tm

i think this has maybe somnethin to to with an old tv series, but i know not much bout whisky or there names, and the fred i also dont get, so .....

[Oddysee]

Ok... I'm in a good mood... online for the first time in a week, or so, and I'm not gonna sit idle by. Gonna post som'n before the net crashes again...

There is a whisky called white horse whisky... so you figure out the punshline... DON'T GET USED TO ME TELLIN... it's against my policies...

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[Mukizu]

It's not only old and used... It's cheap and bum... but ok, I didn't really expect more from you!

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Oh that's it Odd, like there's something wrong with old jokes, don't seem to stop u from posting them. Now I'm really offended by you, better watch out for our next meeting, I'll beat u with... with....well whatever I have available then *shakes my fists at Odd*

[Oddysee]

Beat me up?... with like, uhm, I dunno... Metal poles with a piece of cardboard stuck to them making them look like swords but swords that are really uncomfortable holding and will eventually give you blisters but at least they're not yellow tho they aren't propperly weighed either?

*/me stops to breathe*

Som'n like that?


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[Mummu]

or how bout a nice latex larp bidenhänder that didnt pass the security check for very obvious reasons?

[Mukizu]

I'll go for the metal 'swords' and latex gloves


...and the old joke: What's black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white, red, black, white?

A nun falling down some stairs

[Oddysee]

Gloves!... That's what we did wrong!!!


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[Mummu]

nah the latex sword, on ethat got far too hard, not the metal sword.
we not wanna kill him, we just wanna break him some bones

[Aelsia]

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~blagger/the_duel.html

......runs back to dance on back of sofa

[Oddysee]

Uhm... right... now that we have that settled... can I see it again?





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[Tacz]

That song (Lester Flat and Earl Scruggs - Dueling Banjos) kicks ass.

[scream]

Oh you want funny... I'll give you funny:

www.happytreefriends.com

Nice, cute, cuddley cartoons die in a horribly, brutally, violent way.
You will laugh, or be really disgusted, so thats basically the same thing.