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by **Oddysee** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:29 pm

Nope sorry, that's my job now... anyway, back to the celts...

*/me orders his lads to surround the pirate camp and wait for further orders, and to insure they do, he brings 19 crates of Guinness*

Dat should last 'em a few hours... bah! who'm I kiddin'

*/me shouts to the other commanders*

We got tirty (30) minutes... den de lads attack... remember, stay BEHIND de river dancers... I'd hate ta face 'em in bat'le...

*/me lies down and waits for the Pirate queen to make her move*

:twisted:

Tm

by **Ichyro** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:40 pm

Aye, we'd wadda stay behind de rivah dancers..

Mah lads, the Kilt Kommandos, shall be launching da Caper Artillery at the Pirate Lass Firia!

by **Oddysee** » Tue Jul 29, 2003 11:42 pm

It sounds like a deal indeed mate... but don' attack yet... wait for de pirate ta make her move... I wanna know what we're up against...

Tho' I worry not... I have a secret weapon... so horrible... not even da brits'll try anyt'in if I bring 'em up! :twisted:

Tm

by **Lin-Heru** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 9:33 am

I destinctly remember hearing of Vikings terrorising Ireland in my history classes, so why not pirates.
I have your back Firia when you go after Ichyro to reclaim your lost booty!
*sharpens her sword and calls forth the valkyrries of old*

Actually, 'vikingr' means 'pirates' in ancient norwegian. ^^

by **Mukizu** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:12 pm

Lin-Heru wrote:Actually, 'vikingr' means 'pirates' in ancient norwegian. ^^

PIRATES! The vikings were not pirates, sure they plundered a little, but it was for the greater good (of the vikings). They burned down Paris 5 times does that sound like pirates?!? .........uhm maybe a bit.

by **Mummu** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 5:54 pm

Mukizu wrote: They burned down Paris 5 times does that sound like pirates?!?

too be honnest, nope.

by **Oddysee** » Wed Jul 30, 2003 10:16 pm

Correction... they burnt down paris 4 times... the 5'th time, they just said give us loot... and they got it... clever peeps them vikings...
:twisted:

Tm

by **Nexeus** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 12:48 am

Pirates, Vikings, people on ships who plunder, steal shyt and screw your women... what's the difference?

by **Firia** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:00 am

They're my kinda people.

Cept for that screwing over the women thing.
:roll:

But we're working on that.

by **Coltess** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:12 am

Firia wants an all eunuks crew!

by **Firia** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:14 am

Coltess wrote:Firia wants an all eunuks crew!

Noo!

The pirates would be to docile then. ^_^

by **Coltess** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:34 am

So what you basically want is an all male crew (except for you of course) and a boatload of fleshlights. I think Trist can help you with that. :wink:

by **Ichyro** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:36 am

No, to get em to be fierce and rabid, you have to steal all their fleshlights, tie em up for a month...THEN give em the fleshlights.

Trust me, that would make them go rabid and vicious...

Speaking of which, why do you want the Man-Didlo (Fleshlight) on a Flashlight?

Does it heat up a bit (Not to burn, but warm)?

by **Coltess** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 1:42 am

Ichyro wrote:Speaking of which, why do you want the Man-Didlo (Fleshlight) on a Flashlight?

Does it heat up a bit (Not to burn, but warm)?

Better ask Trist about that. She seems to be the expert :shock:

by **Ichyro** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 6:31 am

Actually Firia, my bro reads that book Song of Ice and Fire, and the Euniucks in that are very freaking.....violent.

They kill lots of stuff, and I think are considered the best mercenaris in that ror something.

I mean Firia, if a man got his nuts chopped off, wouldn't they be pissed?

"Docile"...unles you mean not frisky. :shock:

Thats the reason I stole your booty...you were too busy with your pirate Harem. :cry:

by **Firia** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 7:18 am

Ichyro wrote:"Docile"...unles you mean not frisky.

Take it how you want.

I'm afraid I don't know enough about what a man does after the sacks gone beyond a major drop in testosterone. ^_^ Which is totally different from what he would feel. That drop in testosterone would change parts of their mentalities, they would be less quick to anger, muscles wouldn't be as buff. Nearly no sex drive.

All in all, docile.

But as for what the guy would DO after getting his nuts removed, I have no idea.

by **Ichyro** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 8:05 am

Well in Shakespear they concidered them entertainment to sing ballads (I think the drop made their voice lighter).

But in that book....more believable...I'd be as ravenous as a Mujahideen if I got my nuts cut off.

by **Coltess** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:11 pm

Ichyro wrote:Well in Shakespear they concidered them entertainment to sing ballads (I think the drop made their voice lighter).

Actually, young boys were castrated before reaching puberty to prevent their voices from changing. This practise started with the Roman Catholic church that at one point did not allow women to sing or speak in church, so to sing the higher notes they used the castrati: grown men with the voices of boys. The practice started in medieval times and lasted for more than 300 years.
You can read more about the castrati here.

by **Ichyro** » Thu Jul 31, 2003 5:41 pm

I Swear, the entire ancient world was gay back then.

by **Nexeus** » Fri Aug 01, 2003 2:42 am

Firia wrote:They're my kinda people.
Cept for that screwing over the women thing.
But we're working on that.

Hey I wouldn't mind Firia and some other chick go at it... not at all... really... you should try it...

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