At my work, there are policies to not talk about sex, religion, or politics. Most workplaces have these policies. But I work in the basement studios of a radio station conglomerate. Policies, therefore, are mostly thrown out the window.
We all joke with each other about sex, that's a given. Some people are sensitive about religion, so we don't joke about that. Some people (like me) are sensitive about politics...but everyone EXCEPT me jokes about it.
Today I was upstairs filing some reports. A manager (Brad) and a salesperson (Shelley) walk by chatting, and stop in the hall directly behind me.
Brad (chuckling): "So I told [director of sales] Kelly that the reason all the Kerry spots got pulled today was because there's no way he can win. She was all like 'that's not even funny!'"
Shelley laughs.
Brad (joking tongue): Freakin' democrats.
Shelley: Ugh.
Brad: Be surprising as hell if there were any left in this city.
I raise my hand without turning to face them, then continue filing. Brad apparently sees me.
Brad (to me): Democrat, eh?
Me (nodding): And liberal.
Brad (laughing and joke-boxing at me): Bet yer left handed to, eh?
Me (nodding again): Yep. And I don't make much money.
I walk away.
The day passes, with Brad making a couple more off-handed jokes about my liberalism when he sees me. This is a manager, by the way.
Cut to about an hour ago, driving home from work. Signs in lawns: Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, Bush, and Bush. Not a single Kerry sign.
I'm sorry, but it's getting worse. I've been saving my little political rants for the GSP private forums because I didn't want to upset anyone. Well this is the only place where I can speak my mind without fear of disaster to my way of life. Feels like a bad movie.
This country's standing with our world allies is doomed if Bush wins. Anyone arguing that point needs to pull their head out of their ass.
And by the polls, that looks like a little more than half the country.
I haven't cried about politics until today driving home. Let's just say that I'm unable to express my anger at the blatant level of stupidity in this country without breaking at least one federal law.
So I'll sit back, bend over, and take it like a good little democrat, just the way we were bred: straight up the ass. Good job, republicans. Keep f*&#ing the lower class and you'll be nuked in no time. But at least you get to keep your assault rifle.
