Rejected Cocktail Names...

[FoxyJama]

I swear now I'm going to have to create recipes for all of these drinks:

Rejected Cocktail Names

14. Harvey Ballbuster

13. Gin & Colonic

12. Slow Uncomfortable Spew

11. Scabby Mary

10. Sullen Masturbation on the Beach

9. Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist

8. Bloody Navel

7. Blatant Reference To Sexual Activity

6. The Slutmaker

5. Long Island Iced Pee

4. Screaming Hangover

3. Buttery Pimple

2. Elian on the Beach

1. Sex With Your Wife

[Tarryk]

Hoo wow, I didn't expect to laugh out loud at those, but I did.

[Decavolt]

6. The Slutmaker

LOL!! I love this one. We'll be mixing some of these up at D-Con and feeding them to unsuspecting Chaimera targets, mark my words.

[FoxyJama]

As an ex bartender, these are my personal favorites:

7. Blatant Reference To Sexual Activity

and

9. Wrung-Out Bar Rag on the Rocks with a Twist

[Tarryk]

I call dibs on designing Blatant Reference to Sexual Activity and Sex With Your Wife.



Yep, just called dibs on Sex With Your Wife. Moreso for the sake of saying it out loud, but it'll be a great drink to order!

"What'll ya have?"

Well...

[Firia]

haha! Very clever, Tarryk.

I'm going to have to side with Sex with your Wife, and the Slutmaker.

Man, you've no idea how much I needed that laugh right when I did. felt good.