My computer was fine when I left for work last night. My husband watched movies on it while I was gone and when I got home this morning... it wouldn't connect to the internet. Not even detect I had any sort of connection what-so-ever. So I give my husband a tilted head, arched eyebrow "WTF did you do to my computer you sorry son of a B*..." look. (Ok so I get a little bit hostile when it comes to my computer). He's swearing up and down he didn't touch it all the while I'm just giving him a constant glare and wishing he'd just go away.
So I start working on the problem, trying things I know to do and using his computer to look up issues I may not have thought about. Nothing. Zilch, nada. So I backup all my important stuff (nudie pics, devil music, etc) and leave him a note to reformat my drive when he gets home and head off to bed.
He quick reformats. Doesn't fix it. He reinstalls windows. Doesn't fix it. So we decide to try a full reformat losing all my information (other than what I backed up) and assume that'd resolve the issue. Did it? Why hell no, of course not you stupid piece of SH** computer.. (Ok my computer isn't a piece of crap, it actually kicks your ass but god damnit I hate it when they act up).
I sit down, unsure what the hell to do next and then it hits me.. WTF I'm an idiot. His computer works fine... cable modem is fine.. it has to be the connection to my computer. So.. my network card is integrated into my MB so I go find my old computer and rip out the network card and my husband installs it for me.
God I'm a dumbass... I lost all my crap and didn't even need to. The one thing I should have checked first I didn't even THINK to check and went through all that trouble (and now hours and hours later getting everything back)
sigh
At least I made sure my slave drive was unplugged this time and I kept all my music!