I leave you with a quick story:
I should be near ready to walk out the door right now. But I'm not. Why? Because it's now a full 2 hours after I intended to get up. Seems your friendly neighborhood Vallikat went out and got herself loaded yesterday. Have you ever tried to set your alarm while drunk? Evidently, it doesn't work. I woke up a little bit ago and looked at my watch. The time is 8:47. I look again, in complete disbelief. How can that be? How can it be 8:47? Why didn't the alarm go off? I remember setting it because it took so much concentration. I look at my alarm clock. The time is 1:47 p.m. WTF??? I have no clue how this can be because I'm absolutely certain we never had a power failure. I look at the alarm time. The time is 5:00 pm (I had intended to set it for 7:00 am). WTF??? It's then that I realized that my finger must've slipped off of the "alarm set" button while I was setting it last night and I just kept clicking away, unmindful of the fact that I was adjusting the time.
So let this be a lesson to you kids: Alcohol and alarm clocks don't mix.
And now, having sat here long enough that I think I'm finally capable of facing the tasks at hand, I'm going to get going. Have a great week everyone!!!
