Wee I'm a writer.

[Mumon]

Yes siry bobby, Ima bea a writer now.

Funny considering I don't spell anything worth a darn.

But what am I talking about? What's going on? Who am I talking about? Where am I? *weeps uncontrolably*

All right here you go, If you head on over to Game FAQs section on Destroy All Humans you'll find a guide by a dude named Mumon.

Tis me. Yuppers, that's me all right. I'm writen a guide for the game, and it's a whole 7% done.