I just heard the following commercial on the radio:
This holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving: give the gift of recycling.
WTF?
Yeah. Recycling bins. That's a good gift.

I'm not saying recycling is a bad idea, but who in their right minds gives someone recycling bins for Christmas? For that matter I'm not sure if you actually get any actual bins. I think the gift is just to have this individual set up to have their recycling picked up once a week. How is that a gift?
I think quite possibly the only worse gift is having a star named after someone.
But surely, there are worse gift ideas out there. I know I can count on you to come up with some.
