202 Despite the confusing similarity in the names, the "Safety Dance" and the "Safety Briefing" are never to be combined.
this was done at a wing safety briefing me and 2 others had to give because of # 184
194 Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
saw one of our Captains at Mardi Gras dressed in drag... ala Rocky Horror Picture Show...
Speaking of this, why hasn't GSP done a Rocky Horror Picture Show night at Babboons for Halloween? Imagine Tarryk in lengerei from the local Miir shop...
184 When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'.
Saudi, Iraqi Freedom, we rolled a breadtruck while attempting to make a u-turn around a camel...
174 Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy).
this is true...very very true...
149 Must not create new DOD forms, then insist they be filled out.
don't ask...just don't ask...
146 Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
a friend of mine did this on a dare, and it doesn't take 3 quarts, but it does take alot... not only did he pee red and scare the crap out of the urinal attendant, he had "abdominal freedom" for approximatly 3 days, this is one bet he still wishes he never accepted
133 The loudspeaker system is not to be used to replace the radio.
Again, Iraqi Freedom, playing Bombs over Bagdhad on the loudspeaker system is a bad thing... my friend is still feeling the asspain from that one...
124 Two drink limit does not mean first and last.
125 Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.
126 Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... yeah right billy-boy...
104 Vodka, green food coloring, and a ‘Cool Mint’ Listerine® bottle is not a good combination.
The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Ok short story here... we were coming into the base-x to take care of some business and we were a little buzzed due to our 2 drink minimum (We had guys that were too young to drink or didn't drink at all so we got all their extras) and upon arriving at the checkpoint, we looked at the guy and said "Awww cmon man, we wanna go to Babboons and party hard with the Trox in a Dress" only to find the immediate response of the guard to be "Move along citizen, Omni-Tek is your friend"... we all sat in stunned silence for about 30 seconds and moved on without saying a word... I still don't know who that guy was... didn't even think to get his name, just enjoyed a little personal joke all the way accross the world in the desert
53 Not allowed to quote 'Full Metal Jacket ' at the rifle range.
Again, please, just don't ask...
38 Our supply Sgt is 'Sgt Watkins' not 'Sugar Daddy'.
TSgt Mathis was our Sugar Mama
01 Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working.
Actually, we were told we were not allowed to listen to Gridstream on the network overseas because it ate up too much bandwidth...
All of the above is true.
USAF all the way baby.
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