Damn you all and your non-drinking livers!
I've been "gifted" with an insane metabolism, that digests and generally eats anything I throw in myself...
The ups:
I can eat what ever the hell I want...
I can eat when ever the hell I want...
I can drink anything but whiskey (whiskey is NOT your friend, and the one flaw in my system)
I don't even have to work out!...
The downs:
I simply cant gain weight...
I simply cant gain weight...
I know those two were really the same point, but I thought it was such a big point, I'd make it twice...
Now this might not seem all bad, and I agree, it's not... If you have tit's!
Som'n I'm not equipped with, and as such it sucks...
*sigh*
Oh well! can't win 'em all!
Tm