I just saw this on another 'board.
The Little Angel
Not long ago and far away, Santa was getting
ready for his annual trip...but there were problems
everywhere.
Four of his elves got sick, and the trainee
elves didn't produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones, so Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was
coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more. When
he went to harness the reindeer, he found that
three of them were about to give birth and two had
jumped the fence and were out..heaven knows where to.
More Stress!
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one
of the boards cracked and the toy bag fell to the
ground and scattered the toys.
Totally frustrated, Santa went into the house for a
cup of coffee and a shot of whiskey. When he went to
the cupboard, he found the elves had hid the liquor
and there was nothing to drink.
In his frustration, he dropped the coffee
pot and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all
over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten
the straw it was made from. Just then the doorbell
rang and Santa cussed on his way to the door.
He opened the door and there was a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree. The angel said: "Where would
you like me to put this tree fat man?"
And this my friend is how the little angel
came to be on top of the Christmas tree.


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