Who is this Santa guy anyway?

[Oddysee]

I want Kate Beckinsale... In that outfit!!!

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You touch Kate and/or that outfit, and you are a dead man. I had dibs FIRST!

I'm sorry Firia... but you brought that one on yourself... But uhm... Can I watch? *snicker*

*/me stands aside and lets the hormone squad pass...*

GL Fir... you'll need it!





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[Tacz]

*is a member of the hormone squad*

[Ichyro]

*Pants explode*

[Mumon]

Well, I'm going to break a rule here. As a mythical creature my self, I'm not supposed to say how it works, but hey who is going to stop me? The Easter Bunny? Not likely he's one that wouldn't mind seeing Santa as a splat on the side of a barn.

The truth of the matter is that Santa is an extortionist. You know those letters you write him every year? Well what do you think the "Good" kids put in those letters? If you had been going to say Cookies, you would only be half right. Santa... he likes the uncooked cookies... you know the Dough if you get what I mean. Well it's simple he doesn't bother to stop at the houses of people that don't send him a monetary thanks for all his hard work. Oh and don't be insulting with how much you send him either... or you might be getting more than just a piece of coal in your stocking.

Don't get me wrong. All the Holidays are corrupt. Santa just is the most obvious about it.

[dfclock]

Well, its clear that if santa cant do his work by modern means, his technology is way farther than ours, he possibly has access to nanotechnology, that forms radar jamming clouds and warps himself around the world while santa has a HUGE NanoC Int... also having the cookies and milk teleported to the workshop in the north pole taht now lies 10km underground with burrowed balistic defence systems that shoot any harmful object approching.

[Oddysee]

Good lord... I have started a monster!
Why does this always happen when I start a thread?





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[Boinky]

Santa is in Leet form with the best Fixer run-buff running, plus he's in a team with a few million Engis who Beacon Warp him to different geographic locations in order to bring toys and other goodies to the kids who sent him a minimum of 1 Million credits in cold hard data!

[dfclock]

thats a start..

[Mumon]

But can you deny that it is a call? I think not.

(Edit, how did this get put in this forum... I hate it when I misspost)

[Sergeiovich]

*points at Oddy*

YOU!

YOU started this!

What do you have to say for yourself?

bleh!

(I pwnz santa, btw)

[Oddysee]

*/me looks all innocent like...*

Whaaaaaat?





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