If you have not seen this thread, check it out. This is my favorite so far.
A Dragon, a Templar and an Orochi are all running from a pack of angry cultists.
The trio duck into an alleyway, spot a pile of old burlap sacks, and promptly hide in them.
The cultists follow them into the alley and kick the bag with the Templar in it.
The Templar goes "meow!" and the cultists go "Ah, it's just a bag full of cats."
They kick the bag with the Dragon in it, and the Dragon goes "woof!" and they're like, "OK, dog in a bag, whatever."
Then they kick the bag with the Orochi in it, and he goes "potato!"


I first heard that as a blonde joke at work. One of my favorite jokes now. I'll have to check out the thread. Linkies?
