*rips a page from Isaac Asimov's book and puts it here*
1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
*scribbles something*
4. A robotsarebad is required to come to human social gatherings where live entertainment is present, unless there are evil robots nearby.

Happy B-Day!