Whew, that was about all kinds of laughter, thank you. Definitely some serious "WTF" moments in there. The poop obsession, sure, I can deal with that. But a penis-putter? A toy stripper pole for kids? WTF!! LOL!!
There is one thing in that list that I need, however. It is brilliant. I need a gun that fires teddy bears. In fact, I need two of those. That is just awesome.
feck the gun i want the stripper pole xD
"Hey guys look what i got for christmas" *pulls out stripper pole box
and sets it up* "muhahaha now i shall entertain you"