Friday Funny

[Dynamiks]

Virus Alert!!

There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. This is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.


If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolation-Neutralizer-Extractor (WINE).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends, if you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your
life!

UPDATE: After extensive testing, it has been concluded that
Best-Equivalent-Extractor-Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE
but may require a more generous application!

You have been warned!

[Chaimera]

hahaha thats awsome

[Ceryn]

TO: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees welltrained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.

If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Eployee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).

Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T.jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,
Boss In General, Special High Intensity Training (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

[Neoagent]

This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

When I first started working in my new IT position I worked closed to 80 hours a week for the first month to see if I could take the heat.
Needless to say I never missed my house so much in my life.