Deleted scenes.

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I watched the movie "Little Man" the other day. One of the funniest scenes is in the deleted scenes. I can see why they took it out but still it's comedy gold. Sort of a spoiler but then it's not actually in the movie and my memory has likely taken liberties in any case.


Ryan is a boy about 8 years old.

His mother is an extra breasty blonde who bribed her husband into allowing children by getting a breast enhancement.

Ryans Father stands in the doorway with the other fathers watching.

They are surrounded by friends with children and Ryan's Nanny.

Scene: A average high income living room.

Ryan: Mommie where do babies come from?

Mom: Well I think your old enough to hear this now. First you find a desperate college student with a grade point average of over 1300 and pay her to harvest her eggs. Then you go to the doctor and daddys sperm gets mixed with the eggs in a petrie dish after he ejaculates to a girlie magazine so that they are fertile.

Ryan runs to hide his head in his Mexican nannys chest while the various friends cover their kids ears.

Mom: Then you find a trailor park girl who needs the money badly and have her carry the baby to term. That way Mommie gets to keep her figure.

Ryan's Father: Doesn't she just have a wonderful way with the kids?