The Allmighty clarifies the "Don't Kill"-rule

[Mivat]

This one got a few chuckles from me. Finally a divine entity that is up to modern standards of speech, so that even the most drugged urban dopehead will understand it.

Clicky!

[Vallikat]

I love this line:

"Frankly, much of the material that got in there is dogmatic, doctrinal bullshit."

[Fishi3]

I've been reading bit and pieces of the Onion for ages and they are very good at what they do.